SPOILER NOTE: The following video shows actual game footage of the secret cow level (at 2:10 in). When you move onto nightmare or later you can upgrade the staff to get better loot and tougher challenges, this involves buying the recipe in act 4 final quest and paying 200k to upgrade to nightmare, 500k for hell and 1 mill for inferno. Jan 06, 2017 There is no cow level. The fact that, taken out of context, this comment just sounds bizarre and practically invites one to look for a cow level because someone felt it was important enough to deny something so bizarre has probably contributed a large part to its spreading as a saying among fans. And it's just damn funny to blurt out.
Oh, if you weren't aware.Where there is stupidity, there are moderators; Few and far between.. but they are there.
Kotaku's Story (1)
Kotaku's Story (2)
The modified (by lupo) video
A snipit of the raw version:
Updates on that:
Lupo (1) got ripped a new one by the internet community, (2) his video backfired, turning into a tidal wave of anger, (3) Anon got hold of his personal information, and it is now everywhere..
His name is Max, he is 16.
He has said that 'Microsoft called him and apologized, and said that bill gates is formally investigating, and that The Pro will be fired', and a whole bucked of lies after that video. He also made another attempt at getting support with a subsequent video about how moderators are corrupt.
Recently he made a major apology video that he posted on his youtube, as well as altering his 'about me' to read:
'Dear Youtube and all the anon members im trulyHe has deactivated his youtube account, his twitter, and his facebook. However, with the shit-storm that he brought upon his head, I highly doubt that is the end.
sorry for making any one mad or pissed off i hope you can accept this
apology as it comes from my heart and not just a typed up apology im
sorry if i lied to your guys im sorry if i used youtube to my advantage
im sorry everyone im sorry stepto im sorry the pro im done with this
stuff it makes people to angry and has caused way to much stress/anger
but dont worry just because im getting rid of the modding doesnt mean
theres something good in store for you guys again im sorry EVERYONE
that got pissed'
People are, for whatever reason, siding against The Pro. Well, some people are.. very few.
They feel that the tone he used was inapropraite, that he was talking down to them, and they had all right to retaliate. These people feel that The Pro should not be a moderator for the reason that he did retaliate and he did react to the kids. (there was an original 40 minute video, that has since gone missing?)
'My god the tone on that man! The tone! How dare he speak that way to innocent children just playing a game. He has no right calling anyone's momma and definitely has no right banning those charming young lads. His tone was totally out of line. Who cares that he said nothing wrong and simply did his job, I object to the grievously nasty tone he used with his words.. See MoreThe Pro is a hero to the xbox live community, those of us who actually have an IQ and sense that is not equivilant to that of a pear. It is this situation, and the millions, neigh billions, like it that casue me to question the usefulness of the human race. The internet is populated by kids like these. Kids who, as put by one Komrade Kayce, were sat infront of a computer before they were handed a book.
No one deserves that tone, ever. It was mean and those poor poor video game playing children, just trying to have fun, received the harshest of tones.
Do you hear me!? TONE!'
Kids who think that trash talking, racisism, homophobia, and general lacking in volcabulary beyond a basic 15 words. Kids who are prone to outbursts, and are incapable of rational thought.
These are the vast majority of people encountered, especially in the First Person Shooter universe.
There are also people that think that xbox live should not be moderated, that nothing should be. Since they are paying for it, they should be allowed to do whatever /they/ please. These are people who think that 50$ a year of their parent's money gives them the right to say and do what they want. As lupo learned, it doesn't work that way.
Some of The Pro's other work on the xbox live suspension forums
'Protester: Dear Xbox Live, I've just been banned for the 3rd time for doing nothing wrong. I don't use a mic, don't mod,my bio is clean and all i do is play mw2(it's always mw2 by the way) with my friends so I don't see how I could get banned. (Post ends with a rant about how they are going to get an attorney and sue microsoft for taking away services that the consumer pays for. Also the obligatory mention that Ps3 is free and then the 'threat' of the poster switching to Ps3. Oh noes.).. See MoreHero? I think so.
The reply.
The Pro: You don't mod but your avatar is purple, You have achievment points for online achievments for games on which you have never connected to the online servers, and you've had 3 prior communication bans, but you don't use a mic. Your bio reads 'two in the pink one in the stink', and your Gamer Ta is OBAMAEATSMEOUT. and the real kicker I PERSONALLY JOINED YOUR GAME AND OBSERVED YOU CHEATING.'
[reposted from: Facebook]
The History of the Secret Cow Level Many players of the original Diablo will remember the mysterious rumor that there was a Secret Cow Level. The story went that by clicking on a specific cow in Tristram a certain number of times, you could access a wondrous place known as the Secret Cow Level. There was, of course, no Cow Level in Diablo, but the legend was born. When StarCraft was released, it featured a cheat code, 'There is no cow level'. This was our way of officially confirming that there was, in fact, no Secret Cow Level. During the production of Diablo II, gamers often asked if there would be any cows to battle in the game. On April 1st, 1999, a Diablo II Screenshot of the Week featured cows fighting. People wondered if the screenshot was an April Fool's joke or if there really was a Secret Cow Level planned for Diablo II. When Diablo II was released, a quest item called The Horadric Cube allowed players to combine items to create new items. It wasn't long before players were experimenting with Cube combinations, hoping to find the keys to unlock new and powerful secrets. Eventually a recipe was discovered that revealed the most anticipated secret of them all -- the Secret Cow Level in Diablo II! |
Traveling to the Secret Cow Level
To be able to create the red cow portal leading to the Secret Cow Level your character must first complete the 'Eve of Destruction' quest (the final quest in Act V) on the same difficulty setting.
NOTE: The Secret Cow Level holds a hidden quest: killing the Cow King (sometimes referred to as 'milking' the Cow King; see why below). There is a slight downside, however: completing this quest disables the Horadric recipe used to create the cow portal, for that character on that difficulty setting. It works as follows:
Suppose the cow portal has been created and someone (henceforth: 'Kingslayer') kills the Cow King. By definition the Kingslayer is the character that lands the killing blow on the Cow King (if a mercenary or any other friendly unit delivers the final blow, it counts for the character (s)he/it serves). Be aware that anyone may enter the Secret Cow Level through the cow portal.
We use the following terminology based on quest status:
a) 'Pre-opener': a character who has not yet completed the 'Eve of Destruction' quest on this difficulty (and thus cannot create the cow portal yet).
b) 'Cow-quester': a character who completed the 'Eve of Destruction' quest but not the Cow King quest on this difficulty.
c) 'Ex-opener': a character who completed the Cow King quest in a previous game on this difficulty (and thus cannot create the cow portal).
Only characters INSIDE the Secret Cow Level at the very instant when the Cow King is slain can potentially complete the quest. Now,
(1) IF Kingslayer was a or c, THEN everyone is unaffected, i.e. Cow King quest status does not change.
(2) IF Kingslayer was b, THEN every a and b INSIDE at that time permanently loses the ability to create the cow portal on this difficulty setting.
Note that in case 2 even characters who complete the Baal quest afterwards will nonetheless remain unable to create the cow portal. Also note that it makes no difference if you are in a party or not. Location: INSIDE/OUTSIDE at the time of the kill is what matters here.
Because of the above: When in doubt, keep out!
In addition to the somewhat randomly generated items The Cow King always drops 8 x Stamina Potion (MooOOOooo, MILK!) when killed for the quest. Since these potions are not dropped otherwise, they serve to verify if it was in fact a quest kill.
Diablo 3 Cow Level
Go to the Rogue Encampment in Act I. Place one Tome of Town Portal + Wirt's Leg into the Horadric Cube and hit the Transmute button. A Red Portal will now open to the Secret Cow Level. You must transmute this combination in the Rogue Encampment for the portal to open. If you hear a message, 'I can't do that' then you are doing something wrong. Make sure you have completed the last quest in Act V, that you have placed the correct items in the Horadric Cube, and that you are transmuting the items in the correct location. Wirt's Leg can be secured in Tristram. Wirt's body is located in the top left quadrant of the town. Click on Wirt's body and, amid a shower of gold, his Leg will drop on the ground. Don't worry if you have been there before and forgot to get the Leg -- you can always go back and get another one by returning to the Stony Field and entering the Red Portal into Tristram. Once you have Wirt's Leg, return to the Rogue Encampment and put it and a Tome of Town Portal into your Horadric Cube. The Tome does not need to be filled to work, so if you do not want to use the Tome you have filled with 20 Town Portals, you can simply buy an almost empty one from Akara. | [ Click to Enlarge - 85 KB ] [ Click to Enlarge - 68 KB ] |
Not The Cow Level
Secret Cow Level Tips
The Secret Cow Level can be very easy or very hard depending on your class, and what skills you use. The first thing you will notice is there are a LOT of cows. Exploring is not a wise idea, as you will quickly have an unbelievable number of Cows on your trail. Try to avoid being surrounded by the Cows at all costs.
Use area effect spells if possible, such as the Necromancer's Corpse Explosion. The Sorceress can employ Fire Wall, Chain Lightning, Frozen Orb or Blizzard to great effect. Barbarians can use Grim Wards, Howl and Whirlwind. Amazons can use Freezing Arrows, Decoy and Valkyrie to keep the Cows at bay. Paladins can use Conversion and their Thorns aura. Druids can use Fissure, Tornado, Hurricane and Armageddon. Assassins can use Wake of Inferno, Death Sentry, Claws of Thunder, Blades of Ice, Phoenix Strike and the Shadow Master. Try to stay in one area until you kill all of the cows in a pack. Try to not run around too much until you have cleared out the cows in your area or you run the risk of attracting too many cows. Opening another Town Portal of your own is highly advised. The biggest danger of the Secret Cow Level is in training (leading) a large number of Cows back to the Red Portal, and then dying. If you die next to this Portal, you will most likely be unable to enter the Secret Cow Level since so many Cows will make short work of an unequipped adventurer. If you have cast another Town Portal located elsewhere in the level, then you can re-enter and lure the Cows away from your corpse. When first entering the Secret Cow Level, a good strategy is to immediately run a medium distance in a straight line, away from the Red Portal. Once you have done this, open up your own Town Portal. This way, if you die, you will now be able to enter either the Red Portal or your other Town Portal to get back to your body. | [ Click to Enlarge - 73 KB ] [ Click to Enlarge - 71 KB ] |
The leader of the Cows is the Cow King. He is a Lightning Enchanted, SuperUnique Hell Bovine. If you can kill him, he may drop something special. The Cow King can be difficult to recognize because of his similar appearance to the other cows. You will know you have found him when he releases his bovine Lightning Bolts. He is often found near his Corral of Corruption, a wooden, fort-like structure.
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There Is No Cow Level Diablo 3
There Is No Cow Level Diablo 3
Where there is stupidity, there are moderators; Few and far between.. but they are there.
Kotaku's Story (1)
Kotaku's Story (2)
The modified (by lupo) video
A snipit of the raw version:
Updates on that:
Lupo (1) got ripped a new one by the internet community, (2) his video backfired, turning into a tidal wave of anger, (3) Anon got hold of his personal information, and it is now everywhere..
His name is Max, he is 16.
He has said that 'Microsoft called him and apologized, and said that bill gates is formally investigating, and that The Pro will be fired', and a whole bucked of lies after that video. He also made another attempt at getting support with a subsequent video about how moderators are corrupt.
Recently he made a major apology video that he posted on his youtube, as well as altering his 'about me' to read:
'Dear Youtube and all the anon members im trulyHe has deactivated his youtube account, his twitter, and his facebook. However, with the shit-storm that he brought upon his head, I highly doubt that is the end.
sorry for making any one mad or pissed off i hope you can accept this
apology as it comes from my heart and not just a typed up apology im
sorry if i lied to your guys im sorry if i used youtube to my advantage
im sorry everyone im sorry stepto im sorry the pro im done with this
stuff it makes people to angry and has caused way to much stress/anger
but dont worry just because im getting rid of the modding doesnt mean
theres something good in store for you guys again im sorry EVERYONE
that got pissed'
People are, for whatever reason, siding against The Pro. Well, some people are.. very few.
They feel that the tone he used was inapropraite, that he was talking down to them, and they had all right to retaliate. These people feel that The Pro should not be a moderator for the reason that he did retaliate and he did react to the kids. (there was an original 40 minute video, that has since gone missing?)
'My god the tone on that man! The tone! How dare he speak that way to innocent children just playing a game. He has no right calling anyone's momma and definitely has no right banning those charming young lads. His tone was totally out of line. Who cares that he said nothing wrong and simply did his job, I object to the grievously nasty tone he used with his words.. See MoreThe Pro is a hero to the xbox live community, those of us who actually have an IQ and sense that is not equivilant to that of a pear. It is this situation, and the millions, neigh billions, like it that casue me to question the usefulness of the human race. The internet is populated by kids like these. Kids who, as put by one Komrade Kayce, were sat infront of a computer before they were handed a book.
No one deserves that tone, ever. It was mean and those poor poor video game playing children, just trying to have fun, received the harshest of tones.
Do you hear me!? TONE!'
Kids who think that trash talking, racisism, homophobia, and general lacking in volcabulary beyond a basic 15 words. Kids who are prone to outbursts, and are incapable of rational thought.
These are the vast majority of people encountered, especially in the First Person Shooter universe.
There are also people that think that xbox live should not be moderated, that nothing should be. Since they are paying for it, they should be allowed to do whatever /they/ please. These are people who think that 50$ a year of their parent's money gives them the right to say and do what they want. As lupo learned, it doesn't work that way.
Some of The Pro's other work on the xbox live suspension forums
'Protester: Dear Xbox Live, I've just been banned for the 3rd time for doing nothing wrong. I don't use a mic, don't mod,my bio is clean and all i do is play mw2(it's always mw2 by the way) with my friends so I don't see how I could get banned. (Post ends with a rant about how they are going to get an attorney and sue microsoft for taking away services that the consumer pays for. Also the obligatory mention that Ps3 is free and then the 'threat' of the poster switching to Ps3. Oh noes.).. See MoreHero? I think so.
The reply.
The Pro: You don't mod but your avatar is purple, You have achievment points for online achievments for games on which you have never connected to the online servers, and you've had 3 prior communication bans, but you don't use a mic. Your bio reads 'two in the pink one in the stink', and your Gamer Ta is OBAMAEATSMEOUT. and the real kicker I PERSONALLY JOINED YOUR GAME AND OBSERVED YOU CHEATING.'
[reposted from: Facebook]
The History of the Secret Cow Level Many players of the original Diablo will remember the mysterious rumor that there was a Secret Cow Level. The story went that by clicking on a specific cow in Tristram a certain number of times, you could access a wondrous place known as the Secret Cow Level. There was, of course, no Cow Level in Diablo, but the legend was born. When StarCraft was released, it featured a cheat code, 'There is no cow level'. This was our way of officially confirming that there was, in fact, no Secret Cow Level. During the production of Diablo II, gamers often asked if there would be any cows to battle in the game. On April 1st, 1999, a Diablo II Screenshot of the Week featured cows fighting. People wondered if the screenshot was an April Fool's joke or if there really was a Secret Cow Level planned for Diablo II. When Diablo II was released, a quest item called The Horadric Cube allowed players to combine items to create new items. It wasn't long before players were experimenting with Cube combinations, hoping to find the keys to unlock new and powerful secrets. Eventually a recipe was discovered that revealed the most anticipated secret of them all -- the Secret Cow Level in Diablo II! |
Traveling to the Secret Cow Level
To be able to create the red cow portal leading to the Secret Cow Level your character must first complete the 'Eve of Destruction' quest (the final quest in Act V) on the same difficulty setting.
NOTE: The Secret Cow Level holds a hidden quest: killing the Cow King (sometimes referred to as 'milking' the Cow King; see why below). There is a slight downside, however: completing this quest disables the Horadric recipe used to create the cow portal, for that character on that difficulty setting. It works as follows:
Suppose the cow portal has been created and someone (henceforth: 'Kingslayer') kills the Cow King. By definition the Kingslayer is the character that lands the killing blow on the Cow King (if a mercenary or any other friendly unit delivers the final blow, it counts for the character (s)he/it serves). Be aware that anyone may enter the Secret Cow Level through the cow portal.
We use the following terminology based on quest status:
a) 'Pre-opener': a character who has not yet completed the 'Eve of Destruction' quest on this difficulty (and thus cannot create the cow portal yet).
b) 'Cow-quester': a character who completed the 'Eve of Destruction' quest but not the Cow King quest on this difficulty.
c) 'Ex-opener': a character who completed the Cow King quest in a previous game on this difficulty (and thus cannot create the cow portal).
Only characters INSIDE the Secret Cow Level at the very instant when the Cow King is slain can potentially complete the quest. Now,
(1) IF Kingslayer was a or c, THEN everyone is unaffected, i.e. Cow King quest status does not change.
(2) IF Kingslayer was b, THEN every a and b INSIDE at that time permanently loses the ability to create the cow portal on this difficulty setting.
Note that in case 2 even characters who complete the Baal quest afterwards will nonetheless remain unable to create the cow portal. Also note that it makes no difference if you are in a party or not. Location: INSIDE/OUTSIDE at the time of the kill is what matters here.
Because of the above: When in doubt, keep out!
In addition to the somewhat randomly generated items The Cow King always drops 8 x Stamina Potion (MooOOOooo, MILK!) when killed for the quest. Since these potions are not dropped otherwise, they serve to verify if it was in fact a quest kill.
Diablo 3 Cow Level
Go to the Rogue Encampment in Act I. Place one Tome of Town Portal + Wirt's Leg into the Horadric Cube and hit the Transmute button. A Red Portal will now open to the Secret Cow Level. You must transmute this combination in the Rogue Encampment for the portal to open. If you hear a message, 'I can't do that' then you are doing something wrong. Make sure you have completed the last quest in Act V, that you have placed the correct items in the Horadric Cube, and that you are transmuting the items in the correct location. Wirt's Leg can be secured in Tristram. Wirt's body is located in the top left quadrant of the town. Click on Wirt's body and, amid a shower of gold, his Leg will drop on the ground. Don't worry if you have been there before and forgot to get the Leg -- you can always go back and get another one by returning to the Stony Field and entering the Red Portal into Tristram. Once you have Wirt's Leg, return to the Rogue Encampment and put it and a Tome of Town Portal into your Horadric Cube. The Tome does not need to be filled to work, so if you do not want to use the Tome you have filled with 20 Town Portals, you can simply buy an almost empty one from Akara. | [ Click to Enlarge - 85 KB ] [ Click to Enlarge - 68 KB ] |
Not The Cow Level
Secret Cow Level Tips
The Secret Cow Level can be very easy or very hard depending on your class, and what skills you use. The first thing you will notice is there are a LOT of cows. Exploring is not a wise idea, as you will quickly have an unbelievable number of Cows on your trail. Try to avoid being surrounded by the Cows at all costs.
Use area effect spells if possible, such as the Necromancer's Corpse Explosion. The Sorceress can employ Fire Wall, Chain Lightning, Frozen Orb or Blizzard to great effect. Barbarians can use Grim Wards, Howl and Whirlwind. Amazons can use Freezing Arrows, Decoy and Valkyrie to keep the Cows at bay. Paladins can use Conversion and their Thorns aura. Druids can use Fissure, Tornado, Hurricane and Armageddon. Assassins can use Wake of Inferno, Death Sentry, Claws of Thunder, Blades of Ice, Phoenix Strike and the Shadow Master. Try to stay in one area until you kill all of the cows in a pack. Try to not run around too much until you have cleared out the cows in your area or you run the risk of attracting too many cows. Opening another Town Portal of your own is highly advised. The biggest danger of the Secret Cow Level is in training (leading) a large number of Cows back to the Red Portal, and then dying. If you die next to this Portal, you will most likely be unable to enter the Secret Cow Level since so many Cows will make short work of an unequipped adventurer. If you have cast another Town Portal located elsewhere in the level, then you can re-enter and lure the Cows away from your corpse. When first entering the Secret Cow Level, a good strategy is to immediately run a medium distance in a straight line, away from the Red Portal. Once you have done this, open up your own Town Portal. This way, if you die, you will now be able to enter either the Red Portal or your other Town Portal to get back to your body. | [ Click to Enlarge - 73 KB ] [ Click to Enlarge - 71 KB ] |
The leader of the Cows is the Cow King. He is a Lightning Enchanted, SuperUnique Hell Bovine. If you can kill him, he may drop something special. The Cow King can be difficult to recognize because of his similar appearance to the other cows. You will know you have found him when he releases his bovine Lightning Bolts. He is often found near his Corral of Corruption, a wooden, fort-like structure.
[ Click to Enlarge - 87 KB ] |
There Is No Cow Level Diablo 3
There Is No Cow Level Diablo 3
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